You need the child first so you can teach the robot how to learn.

Please, for the love of god, don’t google tub girl. That stuff is foul. I have actually avoiding the “don’t push this button it will end the world” urge that many of my fellow intelligent beings have succumbed to. Just don’t if you don’t know what it is about.

This means you parental units!

Oddly enough I didn’t plan on two comics about headphones being right after each other. It just ended up that way. CAUSE HEADPHONES ARE EVIL BUT NECESSARY!

I dedicate this to all the 20 something who are feeling old.

Thinking of changing the name of the comic to “Happy Lies”

I thought the ads were pretty good this year. I miss last year when Coke was advertising before every single ad on hulu except for the Pepsi Superbowl ad.

Now with public transportation you can talk all you want to!

Until that old lady beats you to death with her purse for being loud.

Until then.

I think I am officially better from my cough. Which means I am only a couple hours late getting this up.

PS I love snow even when it is freaking off my fingers. WOO!

For the record, I don’t do this. You are welcome to try it on my accounts though. I’ll be surprised if 23489UNIT is a combination of their birthday and pet name.